Airborne

airborne.jpgAnother thing that sucks about cubicles, you’re exposed to any wayward airborne viruses your coworkers float your way. I usually get that crappy here-it-comes-I’m-getting sick feeling during a stressful week and before the type of weekend that’ll kill me unless I take some extreme measures.

So I’m trying Airborne, and I don’t know if it’s the fanciful germ creatures on the box, or the fact that it’s proudly situated on the deli counter next to the stud-for-a-night male enhancement pills, but I have my doubts as to its efficacy. However it does pack a mighty does of vitamins and may serve as a calming placebo if nothing else. I imagine New York City delis must sell through this stuff by the case.

Don’t try eating the tablets if you don’t have a glass of water handy to dissolve them in though. They taste like burning poprocks.

A bunch of people saying Airborne works.

Airborne, random NYC deli, next to the stud pills.

Comments

  1. Posted by King Ed Ra:

    Imagine my chagrin when I went to the deli for a box of stud pills and accidentally came home with a box of Airborne. However, as the booze began to wear off and I began to notice some of the, er, finer points of hygeine with my late-nite paramour I realized that the Airborne might be more appropriate for the occasion. I recommend Scotch to avoid the burning poprocks taste.

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